- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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