- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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