- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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