- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

kieran is a homosexual

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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