What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Chris is hairy

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Anti Joke

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