- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What comes after 69? 70

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??