I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Your mother is so fat.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

If you have a stroke, call 000

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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