Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Ily bae

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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