A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Women's Rights..

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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