- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

hers a joke... japanese people

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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