- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

a irish man walks past a bar

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??