Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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