- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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