- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

a irish man walks past a bar

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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