What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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