- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Bitch

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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DEATH.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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learn. advance!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Anti Joke

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