- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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