Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Anti Joke

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