- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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