what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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