Knock knock It's open, come in

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

your mum

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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