Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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