- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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