- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Knock knock, COME IN!

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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