- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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