What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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