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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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