Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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