How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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