- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

You know what's funny? Rape

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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