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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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