- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

HEY!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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