- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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