Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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My peni s

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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breasts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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