- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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