What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

kieran is a homosexual

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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