A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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women's rights

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Knock knock Come in

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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