- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A baby seal walks into a club.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

what do you call a black guy african american

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Take part of what?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

CFL

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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