why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

WOw you have no life

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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