- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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