Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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And you honored it I see :P

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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