- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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