- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock knock It's open, come in

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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