Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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wenis

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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