- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Me

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)