- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A drunk guy walks into a car

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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