- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

what is big and white? Your Mom

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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