Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

You sick fiend

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Albert <3 Hunter

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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