Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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