- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A bar walks into a man

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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