An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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