Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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