- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's red and a cow? Red cow

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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