- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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