Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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A storm be brewin!

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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