A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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