A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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