- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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