- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

yolo your orange looks orange

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