why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Jovan

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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