- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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