Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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