- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Me

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Granny porn!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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