Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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