Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What is the difference?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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1+2 = 6

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