what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Sir, your wife is dead

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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