- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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