If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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