why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

WNBA

This is not a joke.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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