- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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