- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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