- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!