what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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I am quite mature.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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