Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's up? Your time.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Anti Joke

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