- Anti Joke

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.