- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how do you call someone? use a phone

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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