- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What would u like to drink?

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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