- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

The truth is he loves her!!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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