- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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