- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

"Knock knock." "Come in."

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what's white and sticky semen

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Gay rights.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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