- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

rent a cops

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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