What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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