- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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