- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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