Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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