Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Horse.

What are annoying? Ads.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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