Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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