- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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