What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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