- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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