Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Happy Monday!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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