What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Why? Because.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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