- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Cripples are lame.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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