- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Drew Knowles is gay

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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