What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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