- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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