- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

why does the man appear fat he is

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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