Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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