- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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