What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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