Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Do the roar!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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