An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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