what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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