Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Do the roar!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Anti Joke

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