- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Knock knock. Its open.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

My Nan, that is all.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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