- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

TRICERATOPS!

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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