Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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haha black people :D

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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