What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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How about that airline food?

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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