How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

My cat just died.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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