- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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