- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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taking out the trash... at night

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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