- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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